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Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important
message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Frequently wears band t-shirts or rock shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.hahaha, that means YOU!
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-s suicidal and/or depressed.
-cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
wow, that sucks, I guess that would even make ME gothic. OMG, I am wearing a black shirt!!!!!
message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Frequently wears band t-shirts or rock shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.hahaha, that means YOU!
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-s suicidal and/or depressed.
-cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
wow, that sucks, I guess that would even make ME gothic. OMG, I am wearing a black shirt!!!!!
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10 things you didn't know...
1 min read
ok...here goes...
1. He saved me at age 7, and I have never regreted it.
2. He said, "whoever follows me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life."
3. Jesus sweat drops of blood in Gethsemane
4. He is my brother
5. He drank wine, in fact...he made wine...and it was GOOD!
6. He didn't always turn the other cheek...not when he was in the right.
7. He survived 40 days and nights without food or water
8. He loves you...seriously
9. He paid taxes
10. um...people thought he was going to commit suicide because he said "where I AM going, you cannot follow."
Eternal life is good...awesome, in fact.
so, there you go...10 facts about Jesus.
ttyl Caiti
1. He saved me at age 7, and I have never regreted it.
2. He said, "whoever follows me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life."
3. Jesus sweat drops of blood in Gethsemane
4. He is my brother
5. He drank wine, in fact...he made wine...and it was GOOD!
6. He didn't always turn the other cheek...not when he was in the right.
7. He survived 40 days and nights without food or water
8. He loves you...seriously
9. He paid taxes
10. um...people thought he was going to commit suicide because he said "where I AM going, you cannot follow."
Eternal life is good...awesome, in fact.
so, there you go...10 facts about Jesus.
ttyl Caiti
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I am white and blue
2 min read
HA! YOUVE OPENED THE DREAM MACHINE!
Now you must pick and choose, its easy! 13 options, somone you know reads it and learns somthing new! Relationships are made and broken from this so choose carefully and honestly. If you do not repost this bulletin YOU WILL HAVE HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIPS FOREVER! choose your color and post it as your "SUBJECT" GO!
Silver. (Single and loving it)
Red. (Single and Looking)
Pink. (single and looking but talking to someone)
Gold. (Single and not so much loving it.. and not really looking either.. just waiting.. I guess)
Yellow. (Single and liking someone, but don't know if they like you back)
Green. (Taken and Dedicated)
Orange. (Taken but not a very steady relationship)
Black. (Taken and ready to break-up)
Lavender. (Taken.Don't want 2 break up but u like someone else)
Purple. (It's complicated)
Blue. (Single, but not looking because you love someone) that's me!
White. (Single, but like someone very much and are waiting for him/her)
Maroon. (Just pimpin' all the hoes)
Crimson. (Broken hearted)
Magenta. (Like him/her but know you can never have them)
Rainbow. (Fat and ugly and no one likes you)
you had better not choose rainbow!!
Now you must pick and choose, its easy! 13 options, somone you know reads it and learns somthing new! Relationships are made and broken from this so choose carefully and honestly. If you do not repost this bulletin YOU WILL HAVE HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIPS FOREVER! choose your color and post it as your "SUBJECT" GO!
Silver. (Single and loving it)
Red. (Single and Looking)
Pink. (single and looking but talking to someone)
Gold. (Single and not so much loving it.. and not really looking either.. just waiting.. I guess)
Yellow. (Single and liking someone, but don't know if they like you back)
Green. (Taken and Dedicated)
Orange. (Taken but not a very steady relationship)
Black. (Taken and ready to break-up)
Lavender. (Taken.Don't want 2 break up but u like someone else)
Purple. (It's complicated)
Blue. (Single, but not looking because you love someone) that's me!
White. (Single, but like someone very much and are waiting for him/her)
Maroon. (Just pimpin' all the hoes)
Crimson. (Broken hearted)
Magenta. (Like him/her but know you can never have them)
Rainbow. (Fat and ugly and no one likes you)
you had better not choose rainbow!!
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tagged by Becca
6 min read
Time started:
10:30 pm
First Name:
Caitlin
Single or Taken:
taken
Sex:
no thanx jk, I am female
Birthday:
June 25, 1988
Siblings:
Rhonda 32, Regina 28, Rita 23
Alix 7, Leah 3
Eye color:
blue
Shoe size:
9-10
height:
5'6''
Innie or Outie:
innie
What are you wearing right now?
mismatched pj's...spongebob capris
Righty or lefty:
lefty
Can you make a dollar in change right now?
yes
-------------------------------------------------------------
Relationships
-------------------------------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends:
Z, Wes--at times, Ashley
Kristi
Do you have a BF or GF?
not officially, but I essentially do
Best place to go for a date:
the circus
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Favorites...
----------------------------------------------------------------
Favorite place to shop:
Maurice's
Favorite kind of pants:
my boxers! no, jeans
Color:
green-any shade, and purple
Number(s):
7, 3, -1
Animal:
kitty!
Drink:
water, um...cherry coke
Alcoholic:
nope, I am NOT!
Sport(s):
...make me sick
Fast food:
oh, Subway
Season:
summer
Movie:
Ice Age
Juice:
mango!
Breakfast::
blueberry waffle with side bacon and milk
Favorite cartoon character(s):
Ron Stoppable
--------------------------------------------------------------
Have you ever
--------------------------------------------------------------
Given anyone a bath:
yes, two someones
Bungee jumped:
No
Made yourself throw-up:
yes, but just so I wouldn't get sick later
Gone skinny dipping:
I wish
Eaten a hot dog:
not recently
Put your tongue on a frozen pole:
no
Loved someone so much it made you cry?
yes, all the time
Broken a bone:
no
Played truth or dare?
bad things happen when I play that game
Been arrested:
no
Been on a plane?
Yes, to California and NY
Been in a sauna:
no
Been in a hot tub:
Yes… on a school trip
Swam in the ocean:
yes
Fallen asleep in school:
every day
Ran away?:
…yes, but only for a couple of hours
Broken someone's heart:
yes, he tells me all the time...I didn't mean to
Cried when someone died:
no
Cried in school:
yes
Fallen off your chair:
not within my memory, but I probably have
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?:
yes, isn't that normal for a teenage girl?
Saved e-mails?
from Katya
Fallen for one of your best friends?:
yeah
Made out with JUST a friend?:
yes, after I had dumped him
Used someone:
yes
Been cheated on?:
no
----------------------------------------------
What is...
----------------------------------------------------------------
Your good luck charm:
a four leaf clover and my Granna
Best song you ever heard:
...but I believe in love, I believe in music, I believe in mom and dad, and i believe in you... I don't know who sings it, but i love it
Stupidest thing you have ever done:
been born
What's your room like:
each wall is a different color. turquoise, yellow, lime green, and dark purple
Last thing you said:
"ok, I won't."
What is beside you:
a pool table and a printer
Last thing you ate:
red beans and cornbread...
What kind of shampoo do you use?:
panteen pro-v daily moisture formula
Best thing that has happened to you this year:
I go over my cold and went shopping
Worst thing that happened to you:
being born
----------------------------------------
Have you had...
----------------------------------------
Chicken pox:
yes
Sore Throat:
like right now?
Stitches:
no
Broken nose:
no
----------------------------------------
Do You...
----------------------------------------
Like picnics:
yes, especially when it isn't too windy
Like school:
yes
--------------------------------
Would you/what is...
---------------------------------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars:
hell yes!
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?
Nik, Sean, Dad, John C., Becca and James, Kristi, Z, and Ilya (for Z)
Who was the last person you slow danced with:
Sean
What makes you laugh the most?
when I embarrass myself in public
What makes you smile?
Sean...he is so...idk.
--------------------------------------
Who is the last person...
--------------------------------------
You yelled at:
probably Granna
Who broke your heart:
dad
Who told you they loved you?
dad
------------------------------------------------------------
Do you/Are You:
------------------------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out:
not really
Do you wear glasses or contacts:
supposed to wear glasses, but they aren't strong enough that i absolutely HAVE to wear them
Do you like yourself:
hardly ever
Do you get along with your family:
yes
Stolen anything over $50:
no
Obsessive?:
yes
Compulsive?:
no
Anorexic?:
just take a look at me....no
Suicidal?:
was once or twice
--------------------------------
Love Life
-------------------------------
Do you have a crush?
yes
Have you truly told them how you feel, face to face?
no, but I think that he knows
How did they respond?
I freakin can't tell what he is thinking
Are you in love?
no...I can't be
--------------------------------------
This or That?
--------------------------------------
Skiing or Boarding.
neither
fall or winter:
fall
Silver or Gold:
silver
Diamonds or pearls
Diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise:
sunrise
Sprite or 7up?:
Sprite!
Orange juice or apple juice:
orange juice
Cats or dogs:
cats, I normally hate dogs...
Coffee or tea:
coffee, but I have a liking for sweet tea
Phone or in person:
person
Are you oldest, middle, youngest or only child..
um, in one case I am the youngest, but in another I am the oldest, and in the sense of who I live with, I am the only child
Indoor or outdoor:
outdoor in summer, indoor the rest of the time
----------------------------------------------------------
Final questions
-----------------------------------------------------------
What are you listening to right now?:
police scanner
What did you do yesterday:
stayed in bed sick all morning and then went to church last night
Where do you want to get married?
in a small community church...like Lovelady, or I could get married in the garden like my dad did, but we all know how that marriage turned out.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
facial structure and weight
Are you a good driver?
yes when I am by myself, heck no when I have passengers
Are you a good Singer:
yes
End Time:
11:27 pm
10:30 pm
First Name:
Caitlin
Single or Taken:
taken
Sex:
no thanx jk, I am female
Birthday:
June 25, 1988
Siblings:
Rhonda 32, Regina 28, Rita 23
Alix 7, Leah 3
Eye color:
blue
Shoe size:
9-10
height:
5'6''
Innie or Outie:
innie
What are you wearing right now?
mismatched pj's...spongebob capris
Righty or lefty:
lefty
Can you make a dollar in change right now?
yes
-------------------------------------------------------------
Relationships
-------------------------------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends:
Z, Wes--at times, Ashley
Kristi
Do you have a BF or GF?
not officially, but I essentially do
Best place to go for a date:
the circus
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Favorites...
----------------------------------------------------------------
Favorite place to shop:
Maurice's
Favorite kind of pants:
my boxers! no, jeans
Color:
green-any shade, and purple
Number(s):
7, 3, -1
Animal:
kitty!
Drink:
water, um...cherry coke
Alcoholic:
nope, I am NOT!
Sport(s):
...make me sick
Fast food:
oh, Subway
Season:
summer
Movie:
Ice Age
Juice:
mango!
Breakfast::
blueberry waffle with side bacon and milk
Favorite cartoon character(s):
Ron Stoppable
--------------------------------------------------------------
Have you ever
--------------------------------------------------------------
Given anyone a bath:
yes, two someones
Bungee jumped:
No
Made yourself throw-up:
yes, but just so I wouldn't get sick later
Gone skinny dipping:
I wish
Eaten a hot dog:
not recently
Put your tongue on a frozen pole:
no
Loved someone so much it made you cry?
yes, all the time
Broken a bone:
no
Played truth or dare?
bad things happen when I play that game
Been arrested:
no
Been on a plane?
Yes, to California and NY
Been in a sauna:
no
Been in a hot tub:
Yes… on a school trip
Swam in the ocean:
yes
Fallen asleep in school:
every day
Ran away?:
…yes, but only for a couple of hours
Broken someone's heart:
yes, he tells me all the time...I didn't mean to
Cried when someone died:
no
Cried in school:
yes
Fallen off your chair:
not within my memory, but I probably have
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?:
yes, isn't that normal for a teenage girl?
Saved e-mails?
from Katya
Fallen for one of your best friends?:
yeah
Made out with JUST a friend?:
yes, after I had dumped him
Used someone:
yes
Been cheated on?:
no
----------------------------------------------
What is...
----------------------------------------------------------------
Your good luck charm:
a four leaf clover and my Granna
Best song you ever heard:
...but I believe in love, I believe in music, I believe in mom and dad, and i believe in you... I don't know who sings it, but i love it
Stupidest thing you have ever done:
been born
What's your room like:
each wall is a different color. turquoise, yellow, lime green, and dark purple
Last thing you said:
"ok, I won't."
What is beside you:
a pool table and a printer
Last thing you ate:
red beans and cornbread...
What kind of shampoo do you use?:
panteen pro-v daily moisture formula
Best thing that has happened to you this year:
I go over my cold and went shopping
Worst thing that happened to you:
being born
----------------------------------------
Have you had...
----------------------------------------
Chicken pox:
yes
Sore Throat:
like right now?
Stitches:
no
Broken nose:
no
----------------------------------------
Do You...
----------------------------------------
Like picnics:
yes, especially when it isn't too windy
Like school:
yes
--------------------------------
Would you/what is...
---------------------------------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000. dollars:
hell yes!
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?
Nik, Sean, Dad, John C., Becca and James, Kristi, Z, and Ilya (for Z)
Who was the last person you slow danced with:
Sean
What makes you laugh the most?
when I embarrass myself in public
What makes you smile?
Sean...he is so...idk.
--------------------------------------
Who is the last person...
--------------------------------------
You yelled at:
probably Granna
Who broke your heart:
dad
Who told you they loved you?
dad
------------------------------------------------------------
Do you/Are You:
------------------------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out:
not really
Do you wear glasses or contacts:
supposed to wear glasses, but they aren't strong enough that i absolutely HAVE to wear them
Do you like yourself:
hardly ever
Do you get along with your family:
yes
Stolen anything over $50:
no
Obsessive?:
yes
Compulsive?:
no
Anorexic?:
just take a look at me....no
Suicidal?:
was once or twice
--------------------------------
Love Life
-------------------------------
Do you have a crush?
yes
Have you truly told them how you feel, face to face?
no, but I think that he knows
How did they respond?
I freakin can't tell what he is thinking
Are you in love?
no...I can't be
--------------------------------------
This or That?
--------------------------------------
Skiing or Boarding.
neither
fall or winter:
fall
Silver or Gold:
silver
Diamonds or pearls
Diamonds
Sunset or Sunrise:
sunrise
Sprite or 7up?:
Sprite!
Orange juice or apple juice:
orange juice
Cats or dogs:
cats, I normally hate dogs...
Coffee or tea:
coffee, but I have a liking for sweet tea
Phone or in person:
person
Are you oldest, middle, youngest or only child..
um, in one case I am the youngest, but in another I am the oldest, and in the sense of who I live with, I am the only child
Indoor or outdoor:
outdoor in summer, indoor the rest of the time
----------------------------------------------------------
Final questions
-----------------------------------------------------------
What are you listening to right now?:
police scanner
What did you do yesterday:
stayed in bed sick all morning and then went to church last night
Where do you want to get married?
in a small community church...like Lovelady, or I could get married in the garden like my dad did, but we all know how that marriage turned out.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
facial structure and weight
Are you a good driver?
yes when I am by myself, heck no when I have passengers
Are you a good Singer:
yes
End Time:
11:27 pm
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Devious Journal Entry
4 min read
Colton, you jerk! jk these are interesting.
*You:
Height- 5' 7''
Shoe size- 9.5
Favorite color- green
Weapon of choice- knives
Favorite Pokemon- ?
Favorite anime character- ?
Second favorite Anime character- I didn't have a first
Favorite cheese- what kind of question is that...colby jack
Favorite band- Superchic[k]
Favorite instrument (to hear)- piano
Favorite instrument (to play)- piano
Favorite animal- cat, any surprises?
Favorite disaster form- Tornadoes
Favorite cartoon- Kim Possible
Favorite food- kalamari
*Or...:
Nike or Reebok- neither, converse
Coke or Pepsi- Dr. Pepper
W/nuts or w/o- without
Twins or singles- single
Cloudy or sunny- sunny
Rain or dry- rain in Oklahoma, dry anywhere else
Satellite or cable- satellite
Ground or air- air, I love heights
Hidden or seen- hidden
Blunt or sly- both, depending on the situation
Gold or silver- silver
Conformist or rebel- rebel
Custom or factory made- does it matter?
Agnostic or atheist- I believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit
Family Guy or Boondocks- Family Guy
*Would you...:
Kill someone over a game- no
Set fire to a sleeping person- no
Have sex with a vulnerable person- no
Slap a priest- heck yes, well, depending on if they just insulted me
Curse in the presence of elders- yes
Watch a porno with friends over- nope, I don't watch porno
Answer a question with a question- all the time
Stand up to a bank robber- yes
Stand up to a bamk robber w/o a gun- yeah
Throw a chair- heehee yes
Break something just to be breaking it- yes, all the time. especially when I am bored
Take anger out on inanimate objects- all the time
Eat foreign food with an open mind- yes
Watch a movie with subtitles- yes
Ask a police officer if he has a black parent- nope, I am related to too many
Hit someone for wasting time- yes, they are called sophomores
Waste time just to piss someone off- yep
Sing loudly in someones ear- I do it every day.
Wear a dress- yeah...sometimes
Drink tobasco- no
Frame someone else for a murder you committed- no
*Have you...:
Set fire to a sleeping person- no
Set fire to an awake person- yes
Shot a person- not yet
Broke someone else's bones- no
Had sex with a goat- eww, no
Had stitches- no
Had staples- no
Had a serious broken bone- no
Had a head or back injury- Yes...they gave me muscle relaxers so i could turn my head
Killed an animal for sport- yes
Killed an animal because it was dangerous- no
Thought about becoming Jewish for the enhanced mathematical skills- no
Thought about actually reading the Bible- see below
READ the Bible- yes, and memorized some of it
Smoked- never
Drank- no, but Wes thinks I would be a funny drunk
Injected- no, but I have been accused of it
Popped pills- pills scare me
Knocked someone up- no, but I would have if I hadn't been in public, but that was a looooong time ago
Been knocked up- no, but like I said public place...
Thought about knocking up- heehee
Broken a tv- no
Slapped an Asian- not within memory
Slapped a blond on the ass- yes...my sister is blonde
Tackled someone over food- yes
Had elbow sex- say what?
Been mounted- yes
Mounted- hahaha, just female family members that are younger than me
Broken a game controller while still playing- no
Microwaved a cd- no
Wrecked a 4-wheeler for the hell of it- Yes...several times actually, once i ran it into a tree, and one time I fell off and it ran over me, oh and once...
climbed into a tub full of ice water at a party- I seem to remember that
licked a stranger's socks- yes
been handcuffed- yes, several times: I was asleep at the time
handcuffed someone- yes
*You:
Height- 5' 7''
Shoe size- 9.5
Favorite color- green
Weapon of choice- knives
Favorite Pokemon- ?
Favorite anime character- ?
Second favorite Anime character- I didn't have a first
Favorite cheese- what kind of question is that...colby jack
Favorite band- Superchic[k]
Favorite instrument (to hear)- piano
Favorite instrument (to play)- piano
Favorite animal- cat, any surprises?
Favorite disaster form- Tornadoes
Favorite cartoon- Kim Possible
Favorite food- kalamari
*Or...:
Nike or Reebok- neither, converse
Coke or Pepsi- Dr. Pepper
W/nuts or w/o- without
Twins or singles- single
Cloudy or sunny- sunny
Rain or dry- rain in Oklahoma, dry anywhere else
Satellite or cable- satellite
Ground or air- air, I love heights
Hidden or seen- hidden
Blunt or sly- both, depending on the situation
Gold or silver- silver
Conformist or rebel- rebel
Custom or factory made- does it matter?
Agnostic or atheist- I believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit
Family Guy or Boondocks- Family Guy
*Would you...:
Kill someone over a game- no
Set fire to a sleeping person- no
Have sex with a vulnerable person- no
Slap a priest- heck yes, well, depending on if they just insulted me
Curse in the presence of elders- yes
Watch a porno with friends over- nope, I don't watch porno
Answer a question with a question- all the time
Stand up to a bank robber- yes
Stand up to a bamk robber w/o a gun- yeah
Throw a chair- heehee yes
Break something just to be breaking it- yes, all the time. especially when I am bored
Take anger out on inanimate objects- all the time
Eat foreign food with an open mind- yes
Watch a movie with subtitles- yes
Ask a police officer if he has a black parent- nope, I am related to too many
Hit someone for wasting time- yes, they are called sophomores
Waste time just to piss someone off- yep
Sing loudly in someones ear- I do it every day.
Wear a dress- yeah...sometimes
Drink tobasco- no
Frame someone else for a murder you committed- no
*Have you...:
Set fire to a sleeping person- no
Set fire to an awake person- yes
Shot a person- not yet
Broke someone else's bones- no
Had sex with a goat- eww, no
Had stitches- no
Had staples- no
Had a serious broken bone- no
Had a head or back injury- Yes...they gave me muscle relaxers so i could turn my head
Killed an animal for sport- yes
Killed an animal because it was dangerous- no
Thought about becoming Jewish for the enhanced mathematical skills- no
Thought about actually reading the Bible- see below
READ the Bible- yes, and memorized some of it
Smoked- never
Drank- no, but Wes thinks I would be a funny drunk
Injected- no, but I have been accused of it
Popped pills- pills scare me
Knocked someone up- no, but I would have if I hadn't been in public, but that was a looooong time ago
Been knocked up- no, but like I said public place...
Thought about knocking up- heehee
Broken a tv- no
Slapped an Asian- not within memory
Slapped a blond on the ass- yes...my sister is blonde
Tackled someone over food- yes
Had elbow sex- say what?
Been mounted- yes
Mounted- hahaha, just female family members that are younger than me
Broken a game controller while still playing- no
Microwaved a cd- no
Wrecked a 4-wheeler for the hell of it- Yes...several times actually, once i ran it into a tree, and one time I fell off and it ran over me, oh and once...
climbed into a tub full of ice water at a party- I seem to remember that
licked a stranger's socks- yes
been handcuffed- yes, several times: I was asleep at the time
handcuffed someone- yes
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